thisistheverge:

Xbox One: Microsoft unveils its next-generation console

After months of rumors and speculation, Microsoft’s next-generation console is finally here. During a special event at the company’s Redmond headquarters today, Microsoft is unveiling Xbox Now.

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

tumblinturtles:

sirhiddle:

contortedfantasies:

creamocrop:

pennydreadfuljournal:

aloveforfashion:

misschinkyeyes:

james-st-james:

sex.

Yess

I think I’ve reblogged this before, but its worth doing again. #mensfashion #menswear

Goddammit Thneeds. fuck.

Don’t imagine that Benedict Cumberbatch or Tom Hiddlestone, or Lee pace is wearing each of this. Just don’t….

^

I never knew hiddles was that hard ok omfg

can I have it owo

cumberverse:

the progress of benedict cumberbatch (x)

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

thegentlemanotter:

somehideitbetter:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

velma-dear:

iconicmonsters:

I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.

satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse

when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*

I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now

I agree with these rules

rnemes:

gudnam:

gudnam:

 i hate mac and cheese

i just lost a follower

u deserved it