what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it
I’m going to use “Out-Of-Context Motivational Joffrey” whenever I can.
Oh my god, Motivational Joffrey
*sigh* thanks. I needed that, Joff.
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
“I love you because you’re enough,
like that perfect balance between
and trees growing.
I love you because
you’re more vibrant and moving
than Mars’s ancient storm,
and you mark me more
than that spot does the planet.
I hope you have a day of starlight
running through your veins,
and angel cries thrumming
your heart into pounding,
and the kiss of the ocean
at your fingertips,
ravaging and sheltering in turns
all that you touch.”
Grand Theft Venice
#i then boated around the city belting out that’s amore
WHEN YOUR BOAT GETS SHANGAIED BY A WEIRD HOODED GUY,